PET PEEVES 101

He was riding at the MTR this morning on his way to the office when this very gorgeous guy, so hot that if ever he gets wet, the whole metro will be flooded, came inside the coach. He can't take off his eyes on this guy and he felt nirvana as he looked at him. This guy's biceps were toned that it was a delight to touch; it even made him sexier with his fitted long sleeves attire. His crotch was even quite bulging and Buboy thinks that this guy was still on his flag ceremony.

HOWEVER, this gorgeous guy started picking his nose and spreading his balled yuckitiyucks on the train's handrails. The once delightful scenery became a disaster.

Let me tell you some of Buboy's pet peeves aside from what was stated above:

1. He does not want a guy who has those black alien entities on their fingernails. Hey, it's a basic proper hygiene!
   
2. Of course, no one wants to be with someone with body odor. Would you mind to put some deo's on your underarms dude?!
   
3. He hates guys who perspire excessively. He just can't imagine of having a hot sex with someone and pouring buckets of sweat on his face, or a partner who is a walking microwave oven.
   
4. A major turn off with guys who do not wash their hands after holding their rods.
   
5. He does not want to suck your birdie smells poop. Wash them before you go to bed or a duel, ok?
   
6. After a hot sex or even a wet dream, he pleads you to fix up your bed before you leave.
   
7. Wash your oily face! Buboy's face is not a sponge to absorb them while you kissing him.
   
8. He does not want a guy who does not know how to clean his own bedroom. He does not want to have a fucking session with a place which is a total mess.
   
9. He hates makulit. If Buboy said NO, it's NO! Don't make any appeal.
   
10. And lastly, hey, he can't lend his toothbrush but would you mind to brush your teeth and gargle with alcohol?